What not to say (please)

Other things you hear:

• I'm on a roll. I wrote 5 poems today - but they're not very good yet
• I average 10 pages a day - but they're not very good yet
• Oh that novel's on the back burner now, not quite finished. I'm starting a new one - you have to finish a novel to get it published
• I thought, I can write better than ...(fill in the blanks here) - but they did it first
• I mean, how hard can it be? - very
• My mum/kids/best friend loves it and she/they/he reads a lot - unless they work in publishing, this doesn't help
• I have the cover sorted already - not going to happen, unless you self publish
• I was thinking Ashton Kushter for the lead when they make it into a film - yeah right
• What does an agent do for you anyway? - quite a lot
• I was never any good at spelling. I let the spellchecker/grammar checker handle that for me - eh no.
• The editor can fix the punctuation, that's what they're for, right? - eh no
• It's Twilight meets Upstairs Downstairs meets The Artist - no it's not
• How much of an advance should I expect?- very very little for a first time novelist, nothing for a poetry collection
• I've given up the day job -  please no
• No I don't ever read any modern poetry - how can you write it then?
• No I don't read in the genre I'm writing in - how can you write it then?
• I've finished it today. Can I email it to you? - eh no
• I know the rules said 2,000 words but they're only guidelines. 3,000 is fine. - No it's not

Any to add?!